💻 AI Emergency Handler: Code Red Protocol

Simulate OpenAI's priority shift from monetization to AI refinement with this Python script.

import time

class AIProject:
    """Represents an AI development project with priority levels."""
    def __init__(self, name, priority):
        self.name = name
        self.priority = priority  # 1=Critical, 2=High, 3=Medium, 4=Low
        self.status = 'Active'
    
    def pause(self):
        self.status = 'Paused'
        return f"{self.name}: PAUSED"

class OpenAIResponse:
    """Simulates OpenAI's emergency response to AI issues."""
    def __init__(self):
        self.projects = [
            AIProject('ChatGPT Accuracy', 1),
            AIProject('Ad Platform Testing', 3),
            AIProject('New Feature Rollout', 2)
        ]
    
    def declare_code_red(self, issue):
        """Execute emergency protocol when AI gets roasted online."""
        print(f"🚨 CODE RED DECLARED: {issue}")
        print("\n🔧 RE-PRIORITIZING PROJECTS...")
        
        # Pause all non-critical projects
        for project in self.projects:
            if project.priority > 1:
                print(project.pause())
            
        # Focus on critical AI refinement
        print("\n🎯 FOCUS ACTIVATED: ChatGPT Accuracy Enhancement")
        print("Status: All hands on deck for AI 'finishing school'")
        
        return self.run_emergency_refinement()
    
    def run_emergency_refinement(self):
        """Simulate the AI refinement process."""
        print("\n🤖 AI REFINEMENT IN PROGRESS...")
        improvements = [
            "Training on sarcasm detection",
            "Fact-checking reinforcement",
            "Context understanding upgrade"
        ]
        
        for i, task in enumerate(improvements, 1):
            time.sleep(0.5)
            print(f"{i}. {task} - COMPLETE")
        
        return "\n✅ EMERGENCY PROTOCOL: AI refinement complete. Twitter roasts: handled."

# Execute the emergency response
response = OpenAIResponse()
result = response.declare_code_red(
    "ChatGPT misunderstanding sarcasm on Twitter"
)
print(result)