def contemporary_hello_world():
    """
    A 'simple' modern web app to display 'Hello, World'.
    Satirizes the bloated dependency chains and over-engineering
    common in contemporary programming culture.
    """
    # Step 1: Import the universe
    import framework_of_the_week as fw
    from microservice_orchestrator import deploy, scale
    from blockchain_validator import verify_transaction
    from machine_learning_layer import predict_user_intent
    
    # Step 2: Configure everything (90% of the work)
    config = {
        'dependencies': 47,
        'required_services': 200,
        'linter_rules': 'strict',
        'documentation': 'outdated'
    }
    
    # Step 3: The actual logic (10% of the work)
    try:
        # Verify on blockchain for no reason
        tx_hash = verify_transaction('hello_tx')
        # Predict if user wants to see 'Hello, World'
        intent = predict_user_intent()
        if intent == 'greeting':
            # Deploy to 200 microservices
            for i in range(config['required_services']):
                deploy(f'service_{i}', payload='Hello, World')
            return 'Hello, World (via 200 microservices)'
    except Exception as e:
        # Spend 4 hours debugging
        return 'Error: Memory leak in service #137'

What Even Is 'Contemporary Programming'?

According to the Reddit hive mind, contemporary programming is less about solving problems and more about creating new ones with fancy tools. It's when your 'simple' web app requires 47 dependencies, a blockchain, and a machine learning model just to display 'Hello, World.' One comment perfectly captured it: 'We used to worry about memory leaks. Now we worry about which of our 200 microservices leaked the memory.'

Why This Thread Is Your New Favorite Thing

First, the relatability factor is off the charts. There's a joke about spending more time configuring your linter than writing actual code. Another gem: 'Modern programming is 10% coding, 90% reading documentation written by someone who also didn't understand the documentation.' If you've ever stared at a Stack Overflow answer from 2012 wondering if it still applies, you felt that in your soul.

Second, it's a roast session of tech bro culture. Someone compared today's frameworks to those overly complicated coffee orders—'I need a React-based, TypeScript-infused, server-side rendered, hydration-optimized, blockchain-verified, AI-assisted component... for a button.' The barista (and the computer) is judging you.

And third, it highlights the absurd evolution of 'simple' tasks. Remember when making a website involved Notepad and a dream? Now you need a framework that updates every 72 hours and a build process longer than the Lord of the Rings extended edition. One developer wrote, 'I miss when 'npm install' didn't feel like inviting 500 strangers into my house and hoping none of them steal my silverware.'

The Punchline We All Needed

At its core, this trend isn't just programmers complaining—it's a collective sigh from everyone navigating the beautifully messy, overcomplicated digital world we've built. It's acknowledging that sometimes, the emperor's new framework has no clothes, and we're all just nodding along pretending we see the pattern. The thread ends with a universal truth: the most 'contemporary' programming skill might just be knowing when to close 47 tabs and go touch grass.