AWS re:Invent 2025: Where Your Cloud Bill Gets Its Own AI Assistant to Explain Why You're Broke
Amazon's annual cloud extravaganza delivered exactly what we've come to expect: enough new services to fill a small phone book, promises of AI solving problems that didn't exist until yesterday, and the distinct feeling that we're all just paying for Jeff Bezos' next rocket. From 'AI-powered cost optimization' (which is just a fancy way of saying 'we'll tell you why you're spending too much on us') to chips that promise to be faster than last year's chips (shocking!), re:Invent 2025 was a masterclass in tech theater.











