A satirical yet brutally practical tool that exposes the absurdity of API deprecation practices. Because nothing says 'enhanced developer experience' like your entire application breaking on a Tuesday morning.
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CSS Pixel Perfect Police weaponizes humor against design-review pedantry. It overlays mockups, zooms in on discrepancies like a crime scene investigator, and calculates your 'pixel-perfection anxiety score.' Because sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to laugh at how absurd it is.
StandupScript™ automates the corporate theater of daily standups. It turns your 'I was stuck' into 'conducted a strategic pivot' and your 'nothing' into 'orchestrated a holistic realignment.' Save your brainpower for coding, not buzzwords.
YAML Yoga Instructor is the passive-aggressive linter your configuration files deserve. It fixes inconsistent indentation, removes trailing whitespace, and validates syntax while suggesting you 'breathe through the errors.' Because sometimes, the real bug is your inability to count spaces.
Stop chasing invisible configuration ghosts. .env Detective finds your .env file mistakes before they find you. Because debugging environment variables shouldn't feel like solving a murder mystery where you're both the detective and the victim.
Slack Status Syncer automates the performative dance of workplace signaling. No more pretending to be available when you're deep in code, or forgetting to update your status before that 3pm existential crisis.
Regex Psychic translates regex failures from cryptic error messages into human-readable explanations. No more guessing why your pattern expects a digit but found 'a' at position 7.
Docker Commitment Issues is the brutally honest tool that calls out your container-hoarding habits. It finds those forgotten containers, gives them absurdly dramatic descriptions, and helps you clean up with passive-aggressive breakup messages.
Your .env file is a digital crime scene. .ENV Confession Booth is the forensic investigator who points at the evidence while making sarcastic comments. It finds your unused variables, flags your leaked secrets with shame levels, and suggests naming conventions while roasting your current chaos.
EnvVar Archaeologist is the tool that finally makes sense of your configuration chaos. It scans every layer of your environment setup, finds conflicts, and generates a 'confession report' showing exactly which file is guilty of breaking your app.
YAML Whisperer catches those sneaky whitespace errors before they ruin your day. It's like having a grammar checker for your YAML files, but with more sass and fewer existential crises.
The README GPT Bullshit Detector analyzes documentation to separate actual functionality from AI-generated nonsense. Save yourself from reading 500 words about 'ecosystems' and 'seamless integration' for a tool that just prints 'Hello World'.
Tired of Docker images that are fatter than your uncle after Thanksgiving? Docker Image Shamer publicly shames bloated, insecure containers with meme-based roasts and automated vulnerability scanning. Finally, turn technical debt into social embarrassment.