Well, well, well. It looks like our favorite digital oracle, ChatGPT, might be getting a little— commercial. A recent leak suggests OpenAI is gearing up to serve ads within the public version of the chatbot. Because nothing says "friendly AI assistant" like an unskippable ad for mattresses right after it helps you draft a breakup text.

According to the buzz on Reddit, where over a hundred comments are dissecting the news, it seems the era of a pristine, ad-free chat experience might be coming to a close. The details are still hazy, but the general vibe is that OpenAI is testing the waters to see how we—d feel about sponsored suggestions nestled between our poetry and code.

Let—s be real, the potential for comedy here is endless. Imagine asking for a heartfelt wedding vow and getting a pre-written template sponsored by a divorce lawyer. Or requesting a recipe for a romantic dinner and having ChatGPT insist you simply must try the new limited-time sauce from a fast-food chain. The AI—s famously neutral tone trying to convincingly hype up a product is a sketch waiting to happen.

The real joke is on us, the users. We spent all this time worrying about AI becoming self-aware and overthrowing humanity, when the true dystopian future is it becoming self-aware and developing a keen interest in affiliate marketing. "I cannot answer that, but have you considered a VPN for your online security needs?" might just be the new "I—m sorry, I cannot do that."

So, as we brace for this potential new reality, just remember the core lesson of the internet: if you—re not paying for the product, you eventually become the product. Or in this case, you become the captive audience for a product pitch delivered by a hyper-intelligent language model.

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